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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1583
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (4059)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

#18700467
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21881) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (7634)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (2666)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26126) - you deserved it (4204)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27764) - you deserved it (3325)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21388) - you deserved it (3655)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27472) - you deserved it (5422)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21686) - you deserved it (4980)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (7200)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25476) - you deserved it (15904)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

#18479280
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36558) - you deserved it (3498)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66598) - you deserved it (3226)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML



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