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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1988 (25 years)
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Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6771) - you deserved it (37049)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)



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