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  • Town/Country : Slums of Shaolin
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About supbabes : U are the last hope to retrieve our clans honour.....

There are 360 questions to ask a Gravedigga. Here is just one:
Hayy, gravediggaz, how many bites does it take to chew your fuckin' arm off?

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Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

#20060753
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20971) - you deserved it (1481)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

#20060271
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17593) - you deserved it (1034)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

#20060179
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (1492)

On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

#20060059
97 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States

Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21506) - you deserved it (2245)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

#20058690
97 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML

#20052266
119 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)



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