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supafly208
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 February 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 19727
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom suspected me of doing marijuana. She went and bought a home-drug test and sent me to the bathroom. As I went in, I realized there was already pee in the toilet. I scooped that instead of my own and handed it to my mom. It came up positive. My sister used the bathroom last. She's 12. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (70913)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:19am - health - by smokythebear (man) - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64255) - you deserved it (9575)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

#203455
82 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
152 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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