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About suoerkewl : "My name is Rod and I like to party." Hot Rod
My name is actually Patrik and I like to chill and hang with friends. My favorite bands are the dirty heads, sublime, gym class heroes, daft punk, eminem, avenged sevenfold, foster the people and a bunch of others. I am pretty chill so hit me up with questions, or message me if you wanna talk.
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Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States
Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by maddie - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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