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sunnyan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3184
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sunnyan : Twenty-year-old interested in quite a lot of things.
Loves music, photography, hanging out, the beach,
traveling, humor and a whole lot more!
I'm a very easy-going person,
I love to meet new people.

"Stars only shine if you make them"

"Don't ever let your mind stop you from having a good time!"

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sunnyan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21470) - you deserved it (16238)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

#16945838
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9876) - you deserved it (41992)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37933) - you deserved it (4168)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51076) - you deserved it (4734)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (16566)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60565) - you deserved it (7452)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41980) - you deserved it (3640)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30592) - you deserved it (5882)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

#16216813
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9312) - you deserved it (46325)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61856) - you deserved it (9672)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20227) - you deserved it (60825)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30391) - you deserved it (3385)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50717) - you deserved it (9656)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37678) - you deserved it (4418)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML

#15931079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (3306)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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