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Today, mah dad cummed to confiscate mah phone. I stuck it in between mah boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, yur breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14340) - you deserved it (39690)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee cuz mah landlord didn't receive the rent check!! My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself an put the landlord's as the return address!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (24755) - you deserved it (3670)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Taday my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, I got a client who orderd ice cream. She seemd really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I askd if she wantd peanuts fir an additional looool 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I addd them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML


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On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on mah nut sack. looool So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of mah pubic hars had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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