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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11150) - you deserved it (27797)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18499) - you deserved it (3056)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20136) - you deserved it (3127)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12914) - you deserved it (70866)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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