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  • Number of visits : 578
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14344) - you deserved it (39702)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24776) - you deserved it (3672)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

#5387856
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10173) - you deserved it (100916)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16829) - you deserved it (92727)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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