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Visits<b>SkaterChic</b> - the 04/21/2009 at 8:04pm

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (132923) - you deserved it (7338)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (135319) - you deserved it (38868)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

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