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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 March 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11405) - you deserved it (98286)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77620) - you deserved it (6229)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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