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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boss told me his cancer test results came back positive. I congratulated him and asked how he planned to celebrate. It turns out a positive cancer test result is a bad thing. FML

#20083093
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8133) - you deserved it (59961)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

#20077937
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33959) - you deserved it (2359)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by useyourownbed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

#20076697
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25738) - you deserved it (2973)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by StupidBerk (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

#20076161
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32356) - you deserved it (1851)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#19996782
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30825) - you deserved it (34636)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31059) - you deserved it (5220)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

#19265629
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20577) - you deserved it (8759)

On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16866) - you deserved it (44727)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML

#6403775
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (2694)

On 11/22/2009 at 11:49am - health - by trying2breathe (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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