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About sulitak : Married, Pregnant with twin boys(due 9/13) Yes, those are my cats.
I love tattoos. I have 13 right now. I work as a night time computer operator (think 2 steps down from sysadmin) at a hospital.
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Back from a party
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Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Friday 19 December 2014