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sugarsugar
  • Town/Country : Christchurch, Newzealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sugarsugar : Im studying human nutrition at uni, flatting in a city thats population is 1/4 students.

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82488) - you deserved it (12392)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9554) - you deserved it (72273)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)



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