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TODAY I CALLED THE CAR REPAIR SHOP TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER ABOUT THERE TOW DRIVERHO KEEPS MAKING SEXUAL PASSES AT ME . THE GIRL TAKING MAH CALL STARTED CRYING AND SAID THAT THERE DRIVER WAS HER HUSBAND . I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED MAH CAR IS DEAD AND I THINK I JUST ENDED A MARRIAGE . FML

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109 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I found out everyone in my family thought the rd toothbrush was thers... and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush fir months. FML

#14596150
102 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped , an while trying to keep my balance , I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
75 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my grlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye . She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her . FML

#10760568
155 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, when I went to pick up mah daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothe down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

#10713367
74 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 2:02pm - kids - by rkl2010 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we ran out of milk an my 4 year old son cummd up to me an askd if he can "milk" my wife's breasts 4 his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him an his sister is selfish 4 not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. mega FML

#5560413
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On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, it was the first day of job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up an had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled ( Oh god, your face! ) Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark an now he won't stop crying. real FML

#5119886
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On 09/08/2009 at 12:42am - kids - by GhettoBeast (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML

#4247689
159 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend awoke me because looool I was talking in my sleep. When I askd herhat I was talking about she replid with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , at job as a cashier , a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said , "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me , looks at his dad , and walks over to the next cashier.

#806381
68 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)



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