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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
TODAY I CALLED THE CAR REPAIR SHOP TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER ABOUT THERE TOW DRIVERHO KEEPS MAKING SEXUAL PASSES AT ME . THE GIRL TAKING MAH CALL STARTED CRYING AND SAID THAT THERE DRIVER WAS HER HUSBAND . I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED MAH CAR IS DEAD AND I THINK I JUST ENDED A MARRIAGE . FML
Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
Today, we ran out of milk an my 4 year old son cummd up to me an askd if he can "milk" my wife's breasts 4 his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him an his sister is selfish 4 not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. mega FML
Today, it was the first day of job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up an had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled ( Oh god, your face! ) Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark an now he won't stop crying. real FML
Today I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
Today, my friend awoke me because looool I was talking in my sleep. When I askd herhat I was talking about she replid with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML
Today , at job as a cashier , a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said , "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me , looks at his dad , and walks over to the next cashier.
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML
Friday 27 March 2015