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suffer_for_beaut
  • Town/Country : Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30368) - you deserved it (2164)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24599) - you deserved it (9538)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by wolfwolfy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3347) - you deserved it (26529)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9887) - you deserved it (20567)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:15am - love - by oldandmarriedapparently (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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