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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3515
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About suckingatlife : I go to University of the Ozarks. My major is Television/ Radio communications. I enjoy being in the outdoors. I also enjoy guitar and hanging out with friends.
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Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63541) - you deserved it (5738)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35779) - you deserved it (13685)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Wouldntitbeniceif (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a girl called me asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said "what the fuck" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56595) - you deserved it (8454)

On 04/30/2009 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by krizleykrislo - United States (Michigan)



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