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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1949
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About succubusprime : I once fought a group of irradiated man-sized turtle monsters with Jutaijutsu capabilities. I also enjoy sleeping, comic books, and astrophysics.

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Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML


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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML


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On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4am to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 8:25pm - misc - by dumbdad - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML


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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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