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yesterday hile I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school . After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number . I wrote it on an old receipt . Little did I remember, the receipt was fromhen I bought lube and condoms . FML
Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and old a door open for a person in aeelcair . He it te button to open anoter door . Wile I pointed out tat I would old te door for im, I realized tat te door I was olding open for im led down some stairs . FML
Today, I Walked In On Ma Boyfriend Saying, ( I Sall Be Te Prince, An You Sall Be Te Princess, ) To Is Amster. Once E Saw Me, E Quickly Turned To Te Amster An Said, ( I Ave To Go. Te Dragon Is Ere. ) FML
Today I found out tat ma best friend an te guy I ad a crus on for 2 years are getting married . Te worst part is tat tey've been dating for 2 years in secret an just came out about it now . I've been telling er for 2 years ow muc I like im an se's encouraged me te wole time . FML
Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML
Friday 27 March 2015