Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

subtlehue

Search for a member

subtlehue

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

subtlehue's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of subtlehue's badges

subtlehue's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40708) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday hile I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school . After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number . I wrote it on an old receipt . Little did I remember, the receipt was fromhen I bought lube and condoms . FML

#18146927
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16000) - you deserved it (36394)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (46250)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up, showered, an began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, lyk usual, an threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (4153)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (31444)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51389) - you deserved it (9866)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (12396)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I attempted to be nice and old a door open for a person in aeelcair . He it te button to open anoter door . Wile I pointed out tat I would old te door for im, I realized tat te door I was olding open for im led down some stairs . FML

#13227031
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9495) - you deserved it (30829)

On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend invited me fir dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37354) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found out tat ma best friend an te guy I ad a crus on for 2 years are getting married . Te worst part is tat tey've been dating for 2 years in secret an just came out about it now . I've been telling er for 2 years ow muc I like im an se's encouraged me te wole time . FML

#6140991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48908) - you deserved it (3628)

On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML

#3951718
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101716) - you deserved it (15918)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: