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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13502) - you deserved it (172725)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30869) - you deserved it (1934)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

#19515625
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35531) - you deserved it (3549)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29261) - you deserved it (11795)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14261) - you deserved it (56303) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37946) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29386) - you deserved it (19195)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31002) - you deserved it (3473)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28541) - you deserved it (2377)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (9215) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (3605)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36709) - you deserved it (7368)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42166) - you deserved it (4629)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42323) - you deserved it (2293)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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