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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1987 (26 years)
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Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

#20003754
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (2089)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13222) - you deserved it (167985)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (1911)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

#19515625
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32476) - you deserved it (3250)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26444) - you deserved it (10982)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13034) - you deserved it (53992) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
262 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29060) - you deserved it (18992)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28032) - you deserved it (3201)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (2345)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27295) - you deserved it (8665) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (3358)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (6955)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39431) - you deserved it (4350)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States



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