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Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (2090) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
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On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (9720) - you deserved it (40027) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (7853) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Monday 17 June 2013
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