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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (3740)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20490) - you deserved it (34803)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60850) - you deserved it (18121)

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