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sublimedude777
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 448
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (25768) - you deserved it (12165)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208 (337)

I agree, your life sucks (20529) - you deserved it (5173)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

#8874142 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (14092) - you deserved it (3842)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

#7708774 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (29652) - you deserved it (1689)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:59pm - love - by hahahaha090114 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

#7699388 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (17599) - you deserved it (2443)

On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

#7694418 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (2154)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (22543) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my bosses office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him he had a new message. FML

#7671025 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (23337) - you deserved it (2785)

On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

#7668183 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (24203) - you deserved it (6648)

On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

#7663968 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (18940) - you deserved it (1909)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:49am - health - by mirrorfad - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

#7649526 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (20503) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

#7641681 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (3016)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend said that we needed to talk, he then told me that he cheated on me with my brother several times, but that it was a mistake, he is in fact not gay, just experimenting, and that we should still stay together. My boyfriend is 26, and my brother has a wife. FML

#7631365 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (35416) - you deserved it (1725)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - love - by disgusted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (23258) - you deserved it (4736)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

#4880765 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (40942) - you deserved it (1477)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)