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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13961
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About subarchetta : 17 year old pianist/drummer who plans to go to university next year for life sciences. My hobbies include photography, listening to music (specifically Rush), and reading.

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Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 6:06am - work - by failedmusician (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said "I love you." I flipped out saying "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you, too!" He responded with "what?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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