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suadelaaa
  • Town/Country : Stalkersville
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 51166
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (203435) - you deserved it (59400)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (96812)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471080) - you deserved it (584939)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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