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stzmel
  • Town/Country : Brazil
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France



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