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straww
  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46664) - you deserved it (3385)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (41494)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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