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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (22 years)
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Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

#21137065
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51870) - you deserved it (7189)

On 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48762) - you deserved it (3844)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12601) - you deserved it (43900)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21263) - you deserved it (69438)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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