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straww
  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (21 years)
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Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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