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strawberryy
  • Town/Country : Long Beach, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1370
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About strawberryy : ciao! mi chiamo daniella :] i'm a pretty simple, creative, quirky girl who doesn't ask for much except for love in return. [: i love to laugh; i say if you can make me laugh you definitely have my attention [: i'm kind and treat people that way, i'm hardly ever mean; don't really see a reason to be and it's not like it solves anything anyway. don't get me wrong though, i can be fiesty if i choose to be. ;P i am jamaican, english and of course african american. i was born and raised in california, but wouldn't mind traveling to europe, spain, greece, australia or ireland someday. the world has soo much to offer and i'd love to see its beauty. i love love love music; music is my escape.

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Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

#2335998 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (44937) - you deserved it (4450)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

#2282414 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (15705) - you deserved it (29931)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (7333) - you deserved it (26238)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

#1780717 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (7559) - you deserved it (37327)

On 05/09/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by ugheffmylife - United States (California)

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

#1653783 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (44478) - you deserved it (6473)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

#1634783 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (11627)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

#1536104 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (66485) - you deserved it (4183)

On 05/01/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (52695) - you deserved it (21604)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

#1017007 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (16192) - you deserved it (40676)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by xnickx (man) - United States (Nebraska)