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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3862
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About strandedinalimo : I'm 19 years old and I just moved to Sacramento, CA.
Also as far as I'm aware, I have yet to post an FML. I do not know where these 2 supposedly came from, but would love to find out.

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strandedinalimo's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31996) - you deserved it (92501)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51738) - you deserved it (11302)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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