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stpanimalcrulety
  • Town/Country : kelowna, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15625) - you deserved it (23584)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26145) - you deserved it (3352)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (6162)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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