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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (19 years)
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Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45735) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, ( You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on yur left cheek. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4039) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life . FML

#18234157
208 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

today I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approachd the register, I lookd in my wallet 4 the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was at mah friend's house , and I asked looool if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug , but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though , it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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137 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an interview with IBM. For a week I did extensive research and preparation for the interview. At first the interview was going really well. I was hitting all the marks. Then just as a final casual question she askd with a smile "What does IBM stand for?". I didn't know. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by MrZhang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today mah two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked wat she was making she said "look mommy chocolate!" and stuck her finger in mah mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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164 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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