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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44421) - you deserved it (3086)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

#18854508
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (3871) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17146) - you deserved it (55738)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
154 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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137 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15508) - you deserved it (46797)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an interview with IBM. For a week I did extensive research and preparation for the interview. At first the interview was going really well. I was hitting all the marks. Then just as a final casual question she asked with a smile "What does IBM stand for?". I didn't know. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by MrZhang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

#2768683
162 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
954 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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120 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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