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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (4504)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 6:41am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)



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