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About stokebasing : Heyy :) Chris is the name, and im a Sixth Form Student! Im working hard to do Business/Commercial Law at University!
I have Awesome friends :) :D I'm into sports - Rugby, Swimming and tennis :) I'm up for a laugh and lovee hanging out with my besties in college :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Friday 22 May 2015