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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1036
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stokebasing : Heyy :) Chris is the name, and im a Sixth Form Student! Im working hard to do Business/Commercial Law at University!
I have Awesome friends :) :D I'm into sports - Rugby, Swimming and tennis :) I'm up for a laugh and lovee hanging out with my besties in college :)

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Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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155 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50103) - you deserved it (3474)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

#12989872
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41101) - you deserved it (4093)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52123) - you deserved it (7850)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30695) - you deserved it (4519)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

#7447854
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (20695)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sportyhusband (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63016) - you deserved it (16009)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

#3192725
301 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (254742) - you deserved it (59878)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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