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stinewd
  • Town/Country : norway
  • Title : Miss
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About stinewd : I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

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