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sthrr
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Holland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1434
  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59371) - you deserved it (15523)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)



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