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stgeorge
  • Town/Country : York, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1935 (77 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36229) - you deserved it (2885)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (14139) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (9685) - you deserved it (6579)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699 (22)

I agree, your life sucks (4969) - you deserved it (11244)

On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170537) - you deserved it (14292)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -