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Today, I sold mah Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him mah Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17091) - you deserved it (65433)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I won te lottery. My ex-girlfriend as te ticket. I just broke up wit er. big fat FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49656) - you deserved it (25980)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I put aftarshava on mah fingars to ancouraga mysalf to stop biting mah nails!! I absantmindadly rubbd mah aya a faw minutas latar!! It burnt lika hall!! FML

#15102552
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11244) - you deserved it (31723)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD TO SELL MY PHONE TO PAY 4 THE PHONE BILL. FML

#15087655
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19668) - you deserved it (24556)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (8774)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38385) - you deserved it (12842)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (13154)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at mah local McDonald's having a laak whan an axtramaly intoxicatad man stumblad in, pullad down his pants, and startad to paa on mah shoas. maga FML

#13550544
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (3046)

On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today I Ran Over Mah Neighbors' Cat. I Didn't Want It To Look Like I Killed It So I Putted It Under Mah Other Neighbor's Car So It Would Look Like They Ran Over It. The Cat's Owner Were Watching Me. Big Fat FML

#13137769
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7608) - you deserved it (72287)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy wo is bald. Wy am I bald? My little broter tougt it would be funny to putted glue in my air gel. FML

#8799499
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31372) - you deserved it (4425)

On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wantd to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticd that I hadn't startd the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9351) - you deserved it (58946)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today hila standing by tha kitchan window I noticad a mousa running acros our lawn on top of tha snow . I callad mah two daughtar to coma saa it but by tha tima thay got to tha window a hawk was shradding tha poor thing to piacas . My kids didn't stop crying fir two hours . FML

#7177053
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (6027)

On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today , I was sitting on te bus to te gym. I looool saw tat an old woman needed elp to get off te bus , so I got up , and elped er off. Wen I ad finally got er down te stars te bus closed te doors and drove away. I was in te middle of nowere and te bus drove away wit all tings. FML

#6749647
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28278) - you deserved it (4208)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:19am - misc - by busmanhoe (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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