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Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13471) - you deserved it (46351)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (40333) - you deserved it (18020)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (41675) - you deserved it (4972)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (8383) - you deserved it (22164)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (15265) - you deserved it (17120)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (33000) - you deserved it (6769)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (9540)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (19781) - you deserved it (9412)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

#13550544 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (21837) - you deserved it (2115)

On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (5443) - you deserved it (51214)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (3810)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)

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Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

#8799499 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (22762) - you deserved it (3144)

On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (6374) - you deserved it (41719)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

#7177053 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (21157) - you deserved it (4528)

On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

#6749647 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (21002) - you deserved it (2913)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:19am - misc - by busmanhoe (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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