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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10443
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>adamant84</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:52am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:37pm<b>EddySaBoy</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:27pm<b>alonzo17</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:48pm<b>LoganStar4</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:51pm<b>bobjope</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:55pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:59am<b>Leafa</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:42am<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:05pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Cherryheart</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:15am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:20am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:24pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:11pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:26pm<b>sorariku124</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:30pm

Fucked!<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27366) - you deserved it (3969)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (2700)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (5810)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37217) - you deserved it (4299)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37217) - you deserved it (4299)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

#19011410
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (1952)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (4665)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27287) - you deserved it (5167)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30867) - you deserved it (7616)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39268) - you deserved it (2387)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23697) - you deserved it (5477)

On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57937) - you deserved it (4458)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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