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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11325
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>UselessReject23</b> - 11 hours ago<b>insanecutie</b> - yesterday at 12:47am<b>NotNeeded</b> - yesterday at 3:18pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 9:56pm<b>amc597</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 5:54pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Starkiller2011</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:18am<b>tanker88118</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 3:14am<b>jaxlucier</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:52pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:49pm<b>captain_mal</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:56pm<b>Kazze</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:15pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:28pm<b>TrueMurderer12</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:33am<b>JinxedVixen</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:13am<b>chloe24601</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:47pm<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:00pm

Fucked!<b>NotNeeded</b> - yesterday at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:36am<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10512) - you deserved it (27838)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (5273)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (6968)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11790) - you deserved it (41292)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (6118)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (4817)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8474) - you deserved it (19179)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (5856)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27156) - you deserved it (8383)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (4369)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

#19121562
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (5874)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15757) - you deserved it (54061)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (4250)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (6015)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (6015)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States



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