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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14389
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
UPDATE 1/5/15
I forgot to update a year ago, further updates in time!

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 10:33pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 7:03am<b>Freshie01___</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 2:58pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:17pm<b>KitchenPig</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:25am<b>FMLDailyWCiF</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 7:12pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:34pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 2:29am<b>Fia315</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:27am<b>jill97</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:32pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 4:07pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:00pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:17pm<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:48am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 8:31am<b>datkenna</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:12am<b>Incroyalzz</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 11:07pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 11:49am

Fucked!<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:01pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:05pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ismailfayez</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:00am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

by gabby / 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 7:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

by Gabi / 02/20/2012 at 9:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

by crazytown62 / 02/14/2012 at 10:32am / United States / Love

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

by crazytown62 / 02/14/2012 at 10:32am / United States / Love