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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 May 1941 (75 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16366
  • Number of comments : 400
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : 9/28/2016
Hey, you're my latest stalker. feel free to message me here or on kik "Lockolaine". otherwise here's the run down of me.

-I (used to) play guitar and bass, will start in again soon.
-enlisting in the Marines(leave for BC in feb)
-5´11 or 510 depending on who measures me
-gamer, mostly Wow, WoT, overwatch, starcraft 2 and fallout lately.
-listens to rock, metal mostly, a little bit of country, punk, some pop I just hear on the radio, symphony and some jazz as well.
-native American and used to have hair over a meter long.
-enjoy watching movies/anime
-can sing, but not amazingly
-heavy machinery operator/mechanic
-lives in South Dakota
-love dogs, though I don't have one myself :(
-enjoys firearms and long range shooting
-Love reading books, more into fantasy genre.
-I'll do a fuck for a fuck so feel free.
-my fml profile is around or close to 5 years old.
-enjoy running and working out.

--if you got any questions feel free to ask--

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - 2 hours ago<b>lunalane</b> - 22 hours ago<b>URBeingLied2</b> - yesterday at 9:58am<b>Melodyrain</b> - yesterday at 2:07am<b>Marissa20358</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 12:16pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 9:42pm<b>ItWentSwimmingly</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>CamBen</b> - the 10/21/2016 at 4:43pm<b>French_giirl</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 12:00pm<b>bellles</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 11:21am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 9:15am<b>HelloKiittyy</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 1:47am<b>killmenowugh</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 11:20pm<b>BryantStone</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 10:40pm<b>jessebelle0714</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 9:34pm<b>CaitOlivia94</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 10:17pm<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 7:49pm<b>a_sales</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 2:46pm

Fucked!<b>URBeingLied2</b> - yesterday at 7:04am<b>Marissa20358</b> - yesterday at 6:18pm<b>CamBen</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 11:58pm<b>Cow_Girl_Lilly</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 1:24pm<b>lunalane</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 5:09am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 3:58am<b>r1has</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 10:57am<b>TwistedWires</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 7:04am<b>BeautifulLiesx</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 3:26am<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 3:02am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 4:19pm<b>coyotefox</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 2:05am<b>DBpiano</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 11:44pm<b>mercedesm</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 9:15pm<b>honeyleee</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 5:47pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 10:47am<b>BrazyNut</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 10:22am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 7:30am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

by gabby / 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 7:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

by Gabi / 02/20/2012 at 9:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

by crazytown62 / 02/14/2012 at 10:32am / United States / Love

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

by crazytown62 / 02/14/2012 at 10:32am / United States / Love