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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14437
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : 6/26/16
Don't feel too excited about writing another updated bio, just shoot me a message on KIK username is "lockolaine"

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Visits<b>MiLM</b> - 8 hours ago<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 10:33pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 7:03am<b>Freshie01___</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 2:58pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:17pm<b>KitchenPig</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:25am<b>FMLDailyWCiF</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 7:12pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:34pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 2:29am<b>Fia315</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:27am<b>jill97</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:32pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 4:07pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:00pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:17pm<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:48am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 8:31am<b>datkenna</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:12am<b>Incroyalzz</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 11:07pm

Fucked!<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:01pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:05pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ismailfayez</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:00am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

by wtf dad / 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

by argh / 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

by cmoney6452 / 03/01/2012 at 11:17am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML

by ShitFaced / 03/01/2012 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2012 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Love

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

by Fairy31 / 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

by Confused / 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

by still learning / 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous