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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10129
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Cherryheart</b> - yesterday at 7:15am<b>leeleeamber</b> - yesterday at 12:20am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:24pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:11pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:26pm<b>sorariku124</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:30pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:19pm<b>NightlyAce</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:43pm<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:20am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:31am<b>tiggerlover100</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:49pm<b>PapaMoti</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:44am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 1:08am<b>Kay9889</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:51am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:41pm<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:22pm<b>xEliteVenom</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:30pm

Fucked!<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23342) - you deserved it (1912)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8858) - you deserved it (28919)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21115) - you deserved it (3168)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

#19195188
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (2094)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML

#19194281
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (19451)

On 03/01/2012 at 6:35am - intimacy - by ShitFaced (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26547) - you deserved it (3137)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36133) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29747) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37063) - you deserved it (5494)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

#19171997
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (4691)

On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18880) - you deserved it (3410)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (7408)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (29640)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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