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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10528
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

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Visits<b>kianabanannna</b> - 5 hours ago<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - yesterday at 10:31am<b>adamant84</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:52am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:37pm<b>EddySaBoy</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:27pm<b>alonzo17</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:48pm<b>LoganStar4</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:51pm<b>bobjope</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:55pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:59am<b>Leafa</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:42am<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:05pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Cherryheart</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:15am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:20am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:24pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:11pm

Fucked!<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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