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stevenJB

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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12771
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
UPDATE 1/5/15
I forgot to update a year ago, further updates in time!

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - 5 hours ago<b>yellow33</b> - 16 hours ago<b>MiLM</b> - 23 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:32pm<b>missadell</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:20pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 8:12pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:42am<b>Zlatan12443</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:41am<b>edenxero</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:22am<b>atinytoebean</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:40pm<b>RandomFood</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 9:21pm<b>MrsJoHood</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:47pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 8:09am<b>sugoi72</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:16pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 7:03am<b>Kjaerlighet</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:02am<b>erindgentry</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 6:36pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:53pm

Fucked!<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:05pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ismailfayez</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:00am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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