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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12156
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>MrPie</b> - 12 hours ago<b>konan__</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:22am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:17pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Miss_Blaine</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 10:50pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 2:12pm<b>melons</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:39pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 2:15pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 4:50am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:58pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 11:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:10pm<b>cheeology</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 2:32pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:59am<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:51am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:02am<b>YourOpinionSucks</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 9:49pm

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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