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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11077
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

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Visits<b>captain_mal</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Kazze</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:15pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:28pm<b>TrueMurderer12</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:33am<b>JinxedVixen</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:13am<b>chloe24601</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:47pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:26am<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:00pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:45am<b>raesos91</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:37pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:32pm<b>ilikevideosgames</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:23am<b>meikaze</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:10am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 1:45pm<b>mikuxxhatsune</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:36am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:29pm<b>whoaman123</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:48pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:57am

Fucked!<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:36am<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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