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stevenJB

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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12787
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
UPDATE 1/5/15
I forgot to update a year ago, further updates in time!

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>mominlaw</b> - 17 hours ago<b>missadell</b> - 19 hours ago<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - yesterday at 5:01pm<b>kyletg09</b> - yesterday at 2:37pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - yesterday at 3:58am<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 5:00pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:16am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:32pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 8:12pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:42am<b>Zlatan12443</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:41am<b>edenxero</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:22am<b>atinytoebean</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:40pm<b>RandomFood</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 9:21pm<b>MrsJoHood</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:47pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 8:09am<b>sugoi72</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:16pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 7:03am

Fucked!<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - 20 hours ago<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:05pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ismailfayez</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:00am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28652) - you deserved it (5204)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33077) - you deserved it (5555)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42423) - you deserved it (16084)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49862) - you deserved it (1960)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36369) - you deserved it (10362)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (8754)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5555) - you deserved it (40057)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

#1288
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (2565)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28686) - you deserved it (8559)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

#1077
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (2516)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (7253)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26828) - you deserved it (3433)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

#717
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22257) - you deserved it (2632)

On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version



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