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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 May 1941 (75 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17047
  • Number of comments : 420
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : 9/28/2016
Hey, you're my latest stalker. feel free to message me here or on kik "Lockolaine". otherwise here's the run down of me.

-I (used to) play guitar and bass, will start in again soon.
-enlisting in the Marines(leave for BC in feb)
-5´11 or 510 depending on who measures me
-gamer, mostly Wow, WoT, overwatch, starcraft 2 and fallout lately.
-listens to rock, metal mostly, a little bit of country, punk, some pop I just hear on the radio, symphony and some jazz as well.
-native American and used to have hair over a meter long.
-enjoy watching movies/anime
-can sing, but not amazingly
-heavy machinery operator/mechanic
-lives in South Dakota
-love dogs, though I don't have one myself :(
-enjoys firearms and long range shooting
-Love reading books, more into fantasy genre.
-I'll do a fuck for a fuck so feel free.
-my fml profile is around or close to 5 years old.
-enjoy running and working out.


--if you got any questions feel free to ask--


stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>Srxjo</b> - yesterday at 6:20pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - yesterday at 5:54pm<b>lunalane</b> - yesterday at 12:55pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - yesterday at 10:56pm<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 5:28pm<b>YaskYhw</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 5:01pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/01/2016 at 9:44am<b>missa8604</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 10:58pm<b>chirstinap325</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 9:24pm<b>paris_ava</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 2:52pm<b>TheRareDoge</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 2:00pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 1:24am<b>randyp5655</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 5:20pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 7:09am<b>sapoi99</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 3:18am<b>frankmz</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 11:45pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 9:47pm<b>haddiej</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 4:20pm

Fucked!<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - yesterday at 11:01pm<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 6:10am<b>YaskYhw</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 11:00pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 12:18pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 10:13am<b>Talzzz123</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 4:20am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 11/17/2016 at 5:44am<b>PrincessWinter</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 11:57pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 11/04/2016 at 4:32pm<b>CAT47LOVE</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 5:47am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 10/26/2016 at 7:04am<b>Marissa20358</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 6:18pm<b>CamBen</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 11:58pm<b>Cow_Girl_Lilly</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 1:24pm<b>lunalane</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 5:09am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 3:58am<b>r1has</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 10:57am<b>TwistedWires</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 7:04am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

by bluntedone / 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Money

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

by Noname / 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

by nicknack22 / 02/01/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

by geewhiz / 02/01/2009 at 5:07am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

by Noname / 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

by JulleandCici / 01/31/2009 at 10:03am / Animals

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

by kiddo / 01/28/2009 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

by ottawaaa / 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

by thatsjustgreat / 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

by Farva / 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

by kallens / 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous