About stevenJB : 9/28/2016
Hey, you're my latest stalker. feel free to message me here or on kik "Lockolaine". otherwise here's the run down of me.
-I (used to) play guitar and bass, will start in again soon.
-enlisting in the Marines(leave for BC in feb)
-5´11 or 510 depending on who measures me
-gamer, mostly Wow, WoT, overwatch, starcraft 2 and fallout lately.
-listens to rock, metal mostly, a little bit of country, punk, some pop I just hear on the radio, symphony and some jazz as well.
-native American and used to have hair over a meter long.
-enjoy watching movies/anime
-can sing, but not amazingly
-heavy machinery operator/mechanic
-lives in South Dakota
-love dogs, though I don't have one myself :(
-enjoys firearms and long range shooting
-Love reading books, more into fantasy genre.
-I'll do a fuck for a fuck so feel free.
-my fml profile is around or close to 5 years old.
-enjoy running and working out.
--if you got any questions feel free to ask--
About stevenJB : 9/28/2016
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stevenJB's favorite FMLs
by geewhiz / 02/01/2009 at 5:07am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
by Noname / 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by kiddo / 01/28/2009 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ottawaaa / 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
by thatsjustgreat / 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Farva / 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML
by kallens / 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML
by dunnough / 01/14/2009 at 6:06am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
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