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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14128
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
UPDATE 1/5/15
I forgot to update a year ago, further updates in time!

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:17pm<b>KitchenPig</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:25am<b>FMLDailyWCiF</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 7:12pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:34pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 2:29am<b>Fia315</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:27am<b>jill97</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:32pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 4:07pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:00pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:17pm<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:48am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 8:31am<b>datkenna</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:12am<b>Incroyalzz</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 11:07pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 11:49am<b>alexishbu</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 9:02am<b>xninix</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 12:26am<b>missadell</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:45pm

Fucked!<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:01pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:05pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ismailfayez</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:00am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

by Mr. Hopeless / 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

by Mr. Hopeless / 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

by yerface / 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

by sissica / 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

by douglisk1994 / 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

by lil_munchkinjen / 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

by DC / 02/08/2009 at 7:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML

by Lizz / 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

by banana / 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

by bluntedone / 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Money

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

by Noname / 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

by nicknack22 / 02/01/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy