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About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Taday I drove my grlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents hered the crash and cummd down, we were both still nakd and she was unconscious. FML
TODAY I GOT UP THE COURAGE TO GO TO MAH VERY FIRST VOICE LESSON!! I THOUGHT I DID ALRIGHT BUT AT THE END MAH TEACHER TOLD ME "NOW DON'T WORRY ABOUT GRADES IN THIS CLASS I GRADE ON EFFORT NOT ON TALENT." FML
TODAY, AFTER A LATE NIGHT AT A BAR, I STEPPED INTO MAH BUILDING'S ELEVATOR WITH A CHINESE MANHO WAS CARRYING A PLASTIC BAG. WITHOUT THINKING, I SAID, "OOOH, R U STILL DELIVERING?" HIS RESPONSE WAS, "I LIVE HERE." FML
Friday 27 March 2015