About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by LockandKey - United States (Illinois)
Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by manda (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by manda (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)
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