About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
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Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 9:07pm - misc - by SHK519 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Monday 20 May 2013
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