About stevenJB : 6/26/16
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About stevenJB : 6/26/16
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Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by unlucky / 11/13/2011 at 12:19am / United States / Intimacy
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by Henry / 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Intimacy
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
by sophhiee / 11/05/2011 at 7:45am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by mcadabax / 11/05/2011 at 7:06am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
by Sidney / 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
by stitchesupmyass / 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML
by Hollywoodanonymous / 10/31/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 1:02am / United States / Love
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 11:52am / United States / Kids
by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, a customer returned a toilet to the store but an associate didn't check it. Later a customer… Today, my boyfriend and I had an argument. He said he doesn't know if we are meant to be together.… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five…