About stevenJB : 9/28/2016
Hey, you're my latest stalker. feel free to message me here or on kik "Lockolaine". otherwise here's the run down of me.
-I (used to) play guitar and bass, will start in again soon.
-enlisting in the Marines(leave for BC in feb)
-5´11 or 510 depending on who measures me
-gamer, mostly Wow, WoT, overwatch, starcraft 2 and fallout lately.
-listens to rock, metal mostly, a little bit of country, punk, some pop I just hear on the radio, symphony and some jazz as well.
-native American and used to have hair over a meter long.
-enjoy watching movies/anime
-can sing, but not amazingly
-heavy machinery operator/mechanic
-lives in South Dakota
-love dogs, though I don't have one myself :(
-enjoys firearms and long range shooting
-Love reading books, more into fantasy genre.
-I'll do a fuck for a fuck so feel free.
-my fml profile is around or close to 5 years old.
-enjoy running and working out.
--if you got any questions feel free to ask--
About stevenJB : 9/28/2016
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stevenJB's favorite FMLs
by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Florida) / Love
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by newlysingle / 12/14/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Love
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
by skrewedguy / 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Health
by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
by brando2k5 / 12/06/2011 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by lifesucksbigtimefuys / 12/04/2011 at 3:36am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
by me / 11/30/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous