About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
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Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
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