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steven141
  • Town/Country : Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 275
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About steven141 : I'm Steven, huzzah!

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (20777) - you deserved it (34014)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363070) - you deserved it (401423)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)