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Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33468) - you deserved it (4329)

On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10038) - you deserved it (30508)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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