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stephanietong
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 October 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3943
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84485) - you deserved it (17446)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961 (402)

I agree, your life sucks (8003) - you deserved it (207664)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (10140)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

#4326730 (340)

I agree, your life sucks (40638) - you deserved it (12211)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81755) - you deserved it (24059)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (49621) - you deserved it (3938)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML

#4021792 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (12707) - you deserved it (36032)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I turned 18. I thought it was bad enough that I had to pick up my own ice cream cake from the store, but then when I got home, my family discovered no more room in the freezer. They decided to eat it so it wouldn't melt. Without me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38677) - you deserved it (1900)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31252) - you deserved it (10543)

On 06/30/2009 at 5:23am - health - by Ginny (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by angry (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (8652) - you deserved it (37173)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)