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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4587
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About stephanietong : Just your average girl ;D

stephanietong's page activity

Visits<b>mkmon7</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 4:24pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 11:58pm<b>ShadowInsano</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 12:11am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:00am<b>Infamous278</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 4:52am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:10am<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:56pm<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Camwentz</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:58am<b>max367</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:59am<b>nate70</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:40pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 4:27pm<b>xMrsCarlilex</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 3:16pm<b>shtoof</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 9:49am<b>gamerkz</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 3:55pm<b>kenjah</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 2:14am<b>SuperDani</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 10:11am

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 6:10am

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stephanietong's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

by Hairball / 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 2:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

by nosrepamai82 / 07/26/2009 at 12:28am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I turned 18. I thought it was bad enough that I had to pick up my own ice cream cake from the store, but then when I got home, my family discovered no more room in the freezer. They decided to eat it so it wouldn't melt. Without me. FML

by BirthdayGirl / 07/24/2009 at 2:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

by Ginny / 06/30/2009 at 5:23am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

by angry / 06/28/2009 at 5:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

by Soapy / 06/28/2009 at 3:23am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

by Anonymous / 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous